We need to start out with an apology about our menu. If you were looking for the typical boring as hell, exact replica of every dull menu on the planet, we know we may let you down; cause we don’t suck like them. Sorry for that. Now that we think about it, we need to retract that. We offer the most beautiful collection of totally amazing, creative food on the planet and we apologize to no one for thinking of and loving your taste buds!
You rock! You are a Vegetarian or a Saladatarian (is that such a thing?), or maybe you are Carbnivore or Carnivore, frankly we don’t care, we love you just the way you are and we have the food to prove it! If you meet our complex criteria, then we are the place for you. Here are our requirements:
- You eat food or drink.
- You must like food that is awesome.
- You must be sick and tired of the same old repetitive dull restaurants.
- You must not have a stick up your sunshine and be able laugh.
- You must wear clothes to eat in our restaurant (your home is clothing optional, of course.)
You must hate all (fill in the blank)! Now if you filled in the blank, we may not be for you. We serve nothing but FFHLove baby! We don’t care who you love, how you love, what you wear, how you care, how you vote, how you lean, what’s your scene, what’s your race, what is that thing on your face, all we are interested in is your tastes and being an awesome place, for you to chill, grub and feel right at peace.
(Hey, FFH do you realize that last line, didn’t rhyme? Guess you ran out of time, which ain’t sublime, but we don’t mind…dude.)